http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/-t1.htm Break up the Atmosphere here with Some Jokes, Riddles, funny pics...etc, etc.... Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:12:57 GMT 10 http://i88.servimg.com/u/f88/12/58/88/93/nnp212.gif http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/-t1.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/it-may-become-the-1-christmas-song-this-year-t20073.htm owl click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAckfn8yiAQ

]]> Fun Corner Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:12:57 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/it-may-become-the-1-christmas-song-this-year-t20073.htm#122301 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/it-may-become-the-1-christmas-song-this-year-t20073.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/canadian-eh-t19931.htm Cdn Scrooge A winter statistic 98% Of Canadians say 'Oh crap' before going into the ditch on a slippery road. The other 2% are from Northern Ontario and they say, 'Hold my beer and watch this.' Ahhh, Canada. The only country in the world whose national heroes have 3 teeth, a face full of stitches, and make their living with a stick. And that's just the women's team. Fun Corner Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:14:01 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/canadian-eh-t19931.htm#121342 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/canadian-eh-t19931.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/how-to-turn-down-unwanted-men-t19868.htm bwrigh10 HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. HE: Hi. Didn't we go out once or twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: ... Fun Corner Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:14:56 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/how-to-turn-down-unwanted-men-t19868.htm#120938 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/how-to-turn-down-unwanted-men-t19868.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/the-the-good-guys-who-have-not-lost-their-sense-of-humor-t19756.htm ksp http://www.broomjockey.com/forwarded-emails/2009/11/sense-of-humor-forwarded-us-military-emails.html#more The The good guys who have NOT lost their sense of humor. Fun Corner Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:03:55 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/the-the-good-guys-who-have-not-lost-their-sense-of-humor-t19756.htm#120494 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/the-the-good-guys-who-have-not-lost-their-sense-of-humor-t19756.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/marriage-jokes-t19872.htm wyogal Marriage jokes....or are they jokes? If Love is Blind and Marriage is an Institution, then Marriage is an Institution for the Blind 　 A dietitian was addressing a large audience in Chicago: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous to some and none of us realize the long term harm caused by the ... Fun Corner Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:25:11 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/marriage-jokes-t19872.htm#121014 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/marriage-jokes-t19872.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/phones-in-church-t19716.htm wyogal Phones In Church A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read "Calls: $10,000 a minute.." Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this ... Fun Corner Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:25:13 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/phones-in-church-t19716.htm#120306 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/phones-in-church-t19716.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/the-perfect-husband-t19705.htm dbltap The perfect husband Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man puts on the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $3,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure,...go ... Fun Corner Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:56:00 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/the-perfect-husband-t19705.htm#120231 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/the-perfect-husband-t19705.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/an-irish-boy-s-confession-t19590.htm dejavu AN IRISH BOY'S CONFESSION 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Paddy McGlone ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'. "Well, Paddy, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Theresa Reilly?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Bridget O'Flynn?' 'I'll ... Fun Corner Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:49:18 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/an-irish-boy-s-confession-t19590.htm#119625 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/an-irish-boy-s-confession-t19590.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/what-do-you-do-all-day-t19592.htm dejavu What do you do all day?? A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, and so the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly ... Fun Corner Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:55:20 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/what-do-you-do-all-day-t19592.htm#119628 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/what-do-you-do-all-day-t19592.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/dumb-criminals-t19585.htm wyogal Duh!!! LOL! Too Dumb to Be a Thief The police had no trouble finding this thief. When he used a stolen credit card to buy some cigars, he signed his own name on the receipt. Later he tried to buy some merchandise at a store, but the card came up as stolen. When asked for some identification, he presented his own driver's license. Sleeping Beauty A man came home to his apartment to find the bedroom and kitchen cabinets had been rummaged. He also found the burglar asleep on ... Fun Corner Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:40:51 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/dumb-criminals-t19585.htm#119598 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/dumb-criminals-t19585.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/a-duck-walks-into-a-pub-t19591.htm dejavu A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, 'Hang on! You're a duck.' 'I see your eyes are working,' replies the duck. 'And you can talk!' exclaims the barman. 'I see your ears are working, too,' says the duck. 'Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?' 'Certainly, sorry about that,' says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint. 'It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. ... Fun Corner Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:52:33 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/a-duck-walks-into-a-pub-t19591.htm#119626 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/a-duck-walks-into-a-pub-t19591.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/random-thoughts-for-the-day-t19542.htm Neno Random Thoughts for the Day: 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing aggravates more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive ... Fun Corner Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:46:05 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/random-thoughts-for-the-day-t19542.htm#119316 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/random-thoughts-for-the-day-t19542.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/age-is-a-number-old-is-a-state-of-mind-t19534.htm Cdn Scrooge [b]I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant. I have seen too many dear friends leave this ... Fun Corner Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:36:49 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/age-is-a-number-old-is-a-state-of-mind-t19534.htm#119259 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/age-is-a-number-old-is-a-state-of-mind-t19534.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/educational-emails-sent-over-from-pkancompany-t19484.htm Neno I just want to thank all of you for your "educational" e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. [b] I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel or have them put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels. I can't sit down on ... Fun Corner Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:26:33 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/educational-emails-sent-over-from-pkancompany-t19484.htm#119026 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/educational-emails-sent-over-from-pkancompany-t19484.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/russia-probably-has-the-biggest-hole-t19482.htm ksp http://www.usmra.com/photos/bigpit/]]> Fun Corner Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:44:31 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/russia-probably-has-the-biggest-hole-t19482.htm#119020 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/russia-probably-has-the-biggest-hole-t19482.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/why-t19478.htm Cat561 WHY? Why is it that if you cross the North Korean border illegally you get thrown into prison and get 12 years of hard labor...? If you cross the Iranian border while out supposedly leisurely hiking in the hills you get arrested and imprisoned... BUT If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get a drivers license, a Social Security card and free health care. Whose bright idea was this? Fun Corner Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:14:52 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/why-t19478.htm#118997 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/why-t19478.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/women-and-finacial-planning-t19293.htm Cat561 Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, ... Fun Corner Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:28:37 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/women-and-finacial-planning-t19293.htm#118039 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/women-and-finacial-planning-t19293.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/moving-to-mexico-t19331.htm dbltap Subject: Moving to Mexico Dear President Obama and the US Congress: I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you ... Fun Corner Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:50:46 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/moving-to-mexico-t19331.htm#118160 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/moving-to-mexico-t19331.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/drink-the-obama-kool-aide-t19311.htm dbltap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLcilJGPo68&NR=1]]> Fun Corner Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:26:17 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/drink-the-obama-kool-aide-t19311.htm#118098 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/drink-the-obama-kool-aide-t19311.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/smell-the-hope-t19213.htm dbltap Smell the Hope
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnoD3NUux3M]]> Fun Corner Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:49:51 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/smell-the-hope-t19213.htm#117607 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/smell-the-hope-t19213.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/funny-prank-t19147.htm slj9999 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpGZWsCapX4]]> Fun Corner Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:19:05 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/funny-prank-t19147.htm#117391 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/funny-prank-t19147.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/reading-you-palm-t19186.htm dbltap Subject: Read Your Own Palm HOW DOES THIS WORK? This Is Creepy! Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it Out loud as You scroll down. Keep going ... Don't stop ..... Think of an Animal That begins With that letter. Repeat it Out loud As you Scroll down. Think of Either a man's/woman's Name That Begins With the Last letter In the Animals name Almost ... Fun Corner Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:25:34 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/reading-you-palm-t19186.htm#117506 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/reading-you-palm-t19186.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/sticky-first-date-t19141.htm fana3n8 I've seen this before, not sure if was here or not. If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said ... Fun Corner Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:08:38 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/sticky-first-date-t19141.htm#117296 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/sticky-first-date-t19141.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/first-graders-t19139.htm fana3n8 <table style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" align=center><tr><td width=50></TD> <td style="OVERFLOW: hidden; WHITE-SPACE: nowrap; TEXT-OVERFLOW: ellipsis" vAlign=top><table style="WHITE-SPACE: normal" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><tr><td height=10></TD></TR> <tr><td> A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her ... Fun Corner Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:04:57 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/first-graders-t19139.htm#117293 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/first-graders-t19139.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/little-johnny-who-else-t19140.htm fana3n8 The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network!" When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your grandmother?" I asked. "Yes, 'Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Christmas." "How nice," ... Fun Corner Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:06:44 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/little-johnny-who-else-t19140.htm#117295 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/little-johnny-who-else-t19140.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/the-silent-fart-t19137.htm fana3n8 I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"
He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."]]> Fun Corner Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:03:11 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/the-silent-fart-t19137.htm#117291 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/the-silent-fart-t19137.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/halloween-humor-t19102.htm wyogal Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!! Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean. Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie. Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch. Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie. Q. What did the ... Fun Corner Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:11:35 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/halloween-humor-t19102.htm#117084 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/halloween-humor-t19102.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/oops-list-t19101.htm ksp http://www.micom.net/oops/ << lots of oops pics

]]> Fun Corner Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:59:16 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/oops-list-t19101.htm#117083 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/oops-list-t19101.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/how-to-decide-whom-to-marry-t19083.htm waymaker <table class=MsoNormalTable cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top><table class=MsoNormalTable cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids) You got to find somebody who ... Fun Corner Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:16:56 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/how-to-decide-whom-to-marry-t19083.htm#116953 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/how-to-decide-whom-to-marry-t19083.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/texas-size-barbeque-t19041.htm ksp <table align="left" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"> <tr> <td align="left"> </td> </tr></table> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td class="arial size12" align="center"> More ... Fun Corner Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:40:32 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/texas-size-barbeque-t19041.htm#116753 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/texas-size-barbeque-t19041.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/lone-ex-member-tonto-t19028.htm KC The Lone Ex Member and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ex Member and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ' 'The Lone Ex Member replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ex Member ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, ... Fun Corner Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:33:15 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/lone-ex-member-tonto-t19028.htm#116653 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/lone-ex-member-tonto-t19028.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/weird-questions-_who-know-the-answers-t18978.htm bwrigh10 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8. ... Fun Corner Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:57:16 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/weird-questions-_who-know-the-answers-t18978.htm#116353 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/weird-questions-_who-know-the-answers-t18978.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/tribute-to-grandparents-t18915.htm wyogal 1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye.... 2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I ... Fun Corner Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:47:42 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/tribute-to-grandparents-t18915.htm#115901 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/tribute-to-grandparents-t18915.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/need-a-mule-t18884.htm epaphroditus <table style="WIDTH: 100%" cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top width="100%"><table style="WIDTH: 100%" cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top width="100%"><table ... Fun Corner Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:43:52 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/need-a-mule-t18884.htm#115719 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/need-a-mule-t18884.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/god-s-wife-t18792.htm gingerbread God's Wife LOOK OUT FOR THE LAST STORY.... IT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia Talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the Contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was: A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old Gentleman's' yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his mother asked him what ... Fun Corner Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:40:08 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/god-s-wife-t18792.htm#115216 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/god-s-wife-t18792.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/jane-arlene-t18841.htm Cdn Scrooge Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink[i] and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it[/i] over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene : What in the h**l is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene : Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she ... Fun Corner Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:09:15 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/jane-arlene-t18841.htm#115479 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/jane-arlene-t18841.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/blonde-cookbook-t18843.htm Cdn Scrooge Blonde Cookbook MONDAY. It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY. Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper. WEDNESDAY. A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath ... Fun Corner Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:11:40 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/blonde-cookbook-t18843.htm#115481 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/blonde-cookbook-t18843.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/who-s-in-bed-with-obama-t18699.htm dbltap ]]> Fun Corner Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:40:46 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/who-s-in-bed-with-obama-t18699.htm#114739 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/who-s-in-bed-with-obama-t18699.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/if-you-find-yourself-choking-on-a-ice-cube-t18614.htm alncolleen You can quickly solve the problem by drinking boiling water.


From the Health Forum to the Fun Corner so it would be Funny..]]> Fun Corner Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:10:31 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/if-you-find-yourself-choking-on-a-ice-cube-t18614.htm#114278 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/if-you-find-yourself-choking-on-a-ice-cube-t18614.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/drunkest-guy-ever-t18573.htm slj9999 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nYx8iX9oX8&feature=popular]]> Fun Corner Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:41:58 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/drunkest-guy-ever-t18573.htm#114097 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/drunkest-guy-ever-t18573.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/church-noise-t18556.htm bwrigh10
She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just let go a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He said, "I think you should get fresh batteries for your hearing aid."]]> Fun Corner Wed, 21 Oct 2009 22:02:33 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/church-noise-t18556.htm#114025 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/church-noise-t18556.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/new-sex-study-t18521.htm Cdn Scrooge Results of a recent research study shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner ... Fun Corner Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:24:24 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/new-sex-study-t18521.htm#113828 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/new-sex-study-t18521.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/lumberyard-accident-t18512.htm bwrigh10 Ted's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room at the local hospital. The ER doctor says, "Wow! that's pretty bad, but don't worry! Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do." Ted says, "I haven't got the fingers." The doc says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers! This is a modern hospital, we've got highly trained micro surgeons ... Fun Corner Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:07:24 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/lumberyard-accident-t18512.htm#113759 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/lumberyard-accident-t18512.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/interesting-texas-facts-t18467.htm waymaker Here are some little known, very interesting facts about Texas . 1. Beaumont to El Paso : 742 miles 2... Beaumont to Chicago : 770 miles 3... El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas 4. World's first rodeo was in Pecos, July 4, 1883.. 5. The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America built over water. 6. The Heisman Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the first full-time coach at Rice University in Houston . 7. Brazoria ... Fun Corner Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:01:00 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/interesting-texas-facts-t18467.htm#113431 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/interesting-texas-facts-t18467.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/ten-commandments-texas-style-t18466.htm waymaker (1) Just one God. (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa. (3) No telling tales or gossipin'. (4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting. (5) Put nothin' before God. (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal. (7) No killin'. ( Watch yer mouth. (9) Don't take what ain't yers. (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff. Y'all git all that? Fun Corner Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:57:39 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/ten-commandments-texas-style-t18466.htm#113428 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/ten-commandments-texas-style-t18466.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/taking-swine-flu-to-the-extreme-t18360.htm wyogal ]]> Fun Corner Sun, 18 Oct 2009 03:43:46 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/taking-swine-flu-to-the-extreme-t18360.htm#112892 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/taking-swine-flu-to-the-extreme-t18360.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/polish-divorce-t18417.htm wyogal Iam sure you have all seen this before because it is too funny not to have been around before!! [b][size=16]A Polish man moved to the [/size]USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an ... Fun Corner Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:51:38 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/polish-divorce-t18417.htm#113141 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/polish-divorce-t18417.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/church-organist-t18465.htm bwrigh10 There was a church down in Texas that had a young, very big- busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Her trim waist made the jiggle even that more apparent. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably - especially the men. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly ... Fun Corner Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:35:52 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/church-organist-t18465.htm#113414 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/church-organist-t18465.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/think-this-guy-is-a-dinar-investor-poster-t18406.htm randy http://www.tangle.com/view_video?viewkey=e4d574435f575106c82e]]> Fun Corner Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:20:29 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/think-this-guy-is-a-dinar-investor-poster-t18406.htm#113095 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/think-this-guy-is-a-dinar-investor-poster-t18406.htm http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/be-careful-what-you-ask-for-t18398.htm Cat561 A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. ' God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman... He arose, cooked breakfast for ... Fun Corner Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:51:37 GMT http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/be-careful-what-you-ask-for-t18398.htm#113064 http://nenosplace.forumandco.com/fun-corner-f5/be-careful-what-you-ask-for-t18398.htm